Ahhh Nic. I like you, but just as a friend!

Despite my best efforts, Nic still idolises me as some sort of hero, or role model.

Busy, but still filled with contempt...

A bit busy this week.
However to show I still have contempt for Nic, here's an oldy.

Slama-lama-ding-dong

Military Ageing Software

Through the miracles of modern technology (using some software I obtained by hacking into the pentagon) I've been able to postulate what Nicholas will look like in 15 years time. Also we are able to see what Nick would look like if he were female (of which there is no definitive evidence to the contrary)

A Lazy Day on the MSN

Somehow the conversation got on to rubbing chicken grease on my belly... Originally intended to horrify Nick, a quick sketch using the MSN drawing tool and the tables were turned .

Haiku + 10 to SLAM

My friend Nicholas could not,

conceive a haiku,

if it crawled in his colon.

Eat My Post!

My Friend Nick

My Friend Nick

He lives in Armidale
He is good at drawing
He sometimes smells like shoes

Angry Clown

Angry Clown says:
Stop staring at my nipples!